Trouble is, most of them get confused with me. Some, I suspect, even
want to be me.

However, I am THE Paul Jensen with all the accomplishments that other
people want to take credit for.

I am THE Paul Jensen that some even try to look like (going to the
expense of dying their hair white).

I assure you if you are looking for THE Paul Jensen that does all of
the cool real estate projects, founded the first big chain of “Dollar”
stores, is involved in developing new businesses in a plethora of
industries, and is an extraordinarily talented guy, well, of course,
that is me.

As THE Paul Jensen, you probably know I’m the guy that created the
famous and ever popular “Paul’s Pithisms”.

So, I assure you, if you are looking for a Paul Jensen, I am THE Paul
Jensen.

When they call the role and they ask, “Will the THE REAL Paul Jensen
please stand up,” I am the one who always stands up first. (The others
don’t dare dispute my authenticity after my boldness in claiming my
name.)

I am THE REAL Paul Jensen. I insist all imposters “sit down.”

If you doubt that I am THE real Paul Jensen, then I’m going to have to
ask you to leave this site immediately. Peacefully, please.

Now, if you stay, then you accept the truth of the originality of who
I am. And if you ask real nice, I’ll even throw some “Paul’s Pithisms”
your way from time to time.

Signed:

The Real Paul Jensen

PS: I’m fond of growing things: Kids. Grandkids. Relationships.
Businesses. Grass (the front lawn type). Investing in
growing things keeps me alive and refreshed. What can I help you grow, today?

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